OMG the news said that we're all gonna die?!!?

i was just watching foxnews and they said to be careful about the swine flu. they also said that its very very deadly and once you catch it, you will get strange symptoms. they include: redness/cysts in the groin area, jaundice, blue slime shooting out of the , increased ual urges, severe acne, excessive flatulence, frequent bowel movements. then your skin turns gray and you keep shriveling up until you turn into dust!